*burns down school*
It’s ok it’s a metaphor.
is it a bird? is it a plane?
It’s a metaphor
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know
What if all the worlds we’ve read about in books actually exists, but in different universes. What if, someone from another universe has wrote a book about someone from our world.
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
hair: goo goo ga ga
me: how cute
6 months later
hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed
me: fuck u *shaves head*
(Source: , via dontfalltooquickly)
ashton michael and calums purpose on this earth was 2 protect luke from harm at all costs
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
|boy:||we even finish each other's s-|